Every Bloody Time from Now On

[theoldfart2]

Just got a call from a chum of mine who told me that he was fishing over the Bay.

He also told me that he has had three bass last week there.

So knowing what a bullshitting bugger he is ,I strolled over to take the sod out of him, owing to the fact it is an ebb tide, and I have never seen him catch a fish in the 54 years I have known him.

No sooner than I arrive, his rod goes and he lands a 5 lb Bass, right in front of me.

Now I know ,for a fact, that he is going to remind me of today, every bloody time I see him from now on. 

At least if I hadn't been there I could have said that he bought it! 

Still, shows  they are out there!

[Sunny]

Hillarious TOF. Snookered you mate :0)

[snoopy54]

Which Bay was that OF :-)

[theoldfart2]

I wish I could tell you but it's a secret.

Only me and my chum know about this bay and we ain't telling anyone. 

Well except my wife, who told her sister, who told her husband, who did mention it to the golf club and as some of them do a bit of fishing they turned up and told the guy who cleans the dig bins,who told his friends in the council, who sent some people down to check on Health and Safety, and they they informed English Heritage, who contacted The National Trust who are now doing a feasibility study into a rare limpet that is said to live on a rock there, which is now in National Geographical .

So we want to keep it quiet really.


But I did PM you. Us olduns got to stick together.

[theoldfart2]

And what made it worse was the fact it was the first nice day this year so the basxxxxd had a big audience looking at the bloody thing, and the fact hat he put on the whole 'Well I do it all the time act' .

Humble Pie sucks!!!