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Post by dean macey on Apr 9, 2007 0:31:56 GMT
got told an exellent story tonight at work that would have guaranteed death to the husband when he got in doors. ;D man starts chatting with wife besides him,caught much lately i replied no mate.he went on to tell me about womens hormones being responsible for many fish records :)still going well,then said put a pair of undies in your pocket at the end of the day and use them for a rag,  .this always worked and beat his mates this way  ,then the fatefull comment it did not matter as his wife had a fat arse and if he did not get a bite he could use the undies as a trammel net,i cried with laughter at this point not helping the situation,i feel it could now be a long bank holiday for him.women have no sense of humour sometimes. ;D |
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Post by squidlips on Apr 9, 2007 6:20:23 GMT
very good.
the only thing is that if they wear a cheese grater (g-string)
you have a lassoo. ;D
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Post by eddy on Apr 10, 2007 19:43:53 GMT
got told an exellent story tonight at work that would have guaranteed death to the husband when he got in doors. ;D man starts chatting with wife besides him,caught much lately i replied no mate.he went on to tell me about womens hormones being responsible for many fish records :)still going well,then said put a pair of undies in your pocket at the end of the day and use them for a rag, .this always worked and beat his mates this way ,then the fatefull comment it did not matter as his wife had a fat arse and if he did not get a bite he could use the undies as a trammel net,i cried with laughter at this point not helping the situation,i feel it could now be a long bank holiday for him.women have no sense of humour sometimes. ;D with my missus it's more like pair trawling!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by skatenchips on Apr 10, 2007 22:18:12 GMT
I dare not go there..........  jude reads these... Gaz...  |
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Post by dean macey on Apr 10, 2007 22:23:47 GMT
exellent chat up line chuck us your nicks i am going fishing.especially if the wife is out
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Post by solehunter on Apr 10, 2007 22:27:41 GMT
exellent chat up line chuck us your nicks i am going fishing.especially if the wife is out Hmmmmmm......So if the wife is out, who are you asking eh???  |
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Post by dean macey on Apr 10, 2007 22:29:36 GMT
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mican60
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Were`dya go? Wad`ya get? How big?
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Post by mican60 on Apr 16, 2007 10:42:55 GMT
Last time I had a pair of womens knickers in my pocket, I was divorced six months later.
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Post by solehunter on Apr 16, 2007 10:51:36 GMT
Last time i wore a pair.......ah forget it!
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Post by peterpan3494 on Apr 16, 2007 15:11:38 GMT
Last time i wore a pair.......ah forget it! ha ha ha bet you dont forget it huh kinky boy |
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mican60
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Were`dya go? Wad`ya get? How big?
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Post by mican60 on Apr 16, 2007 18:52:48 GMT
mind you!! it shows that when you do keep a pair in your pocket good things happen for you, so It could work for fishing.
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Post by dean macey on Apr 16, 2007 19:52:00 GMT
i have managed to get 77 pairs off frillies in my pockets,if you all thorght that blone ray was big wait till you see me knicker infused manta ray caught at the legendry manta hotspot sandown castle.
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,then the fatefull comment it did not matter as his wife had a fat arse and if he did not get a bite he could use the undies as a trammel net,i cried with laughter at this point not helping the situation,i feel it could now be a long bank holiday for him.women have no sense of humour sometimes. ;D
